Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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