Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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