Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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