You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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