I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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