Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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