I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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