Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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