This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
