I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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