i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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