How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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