love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Shame - the story of my life.
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