I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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