I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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