he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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