I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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