Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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