Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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