I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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