he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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