So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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