Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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