the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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