On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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