id be glad to
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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