He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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