They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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