he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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