Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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