i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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