i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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