There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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