My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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