We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
send nudes
from the living room?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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