If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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