No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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