fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea