god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..