It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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