checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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