oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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