We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Acid is not a monday night drug
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
