those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Help. Why am I so naked?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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