I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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