Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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