I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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