Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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