just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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