you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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