the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
