"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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