think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize