I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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