what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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