I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
its liver damage thursday
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